spermbanker:

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 

(via feles-felicis)

A Haiku For Every Girl I've Ever Slept With

harryedward:

everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because i do not care

(via livinginmiasma)

Bros in Shorts in the Snow

Or, Midwestern Masculinity At Its Most Illogical

(Source: nellie-sly, via feles-felicis)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via feles-felicis)

captivesam:

truckyousasha:

*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar* 
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS 

*breaks down in tears on your chest*

This applies to every show ever

(via emxxma)

powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

(via livinginmiasma)

sideshowknob:

I’m pro “men wearing tinier outfits than women” I’m so pro that

(via haleyth)

scottiemcchottie:

"older men are soooooo hot." "i just love salt and pepper beards." "ugh what a dilf."

meanwhile women above the age of 30 are dying their grey strands and getting surgery on their varicose veins and are lying about their age because older women are seen as unwanted and useless 

(via haleyth)